{"product_id":"this-book-is-not-for-you-picture-book","title":"This Book is Not For You - Picture Book","description":"This Book is Not for You is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Primary school students, librarians, teachers, and parents can all enjoy the silly humor.\n\nCBC Hot of The Press August 2024 Title\n\nWith dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told hilariously by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you\n\nAre you a kid?\nAre you reading this book?\nIf so, drop it like a hot potato.\nSeriously, skipper.\nThis book is not for you.\n\nPacked with everything a kid could never want—nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly—this picture book is really not for you. There definitely aren’t any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably won’t even like this story. But you’re going to read it anyway, aren’t you?","brand":"Familius, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51847871365399,"sku":"9781641709927","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/5711\/1063\/files\/765d1b0ba6a8e4ecc93caec1f5057ebbc7a19b17ec5233924ed2a7b23b500fe0.jpg?v=1769194051","url":"https:\/\/www.handsonteaching.fun\/products\/this-book-is-not-for-you-picture-book","provider":"Hands-On Teaching by The Primary Techie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}